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Arpegius: "My Evil Clone, AKA. Arpegius The Teeth Guy, you have a lot of visitors who want to see you. You don't have to introduce yourselves because this is a short video, because we all know who you are, except fictional characters. Just get on with the Warren-Style Punishments."
LittleCharmersFanatic2007: "This will teach you a strong, strict, severe, and painful lesson. You will be wearing underwear instead of diapers from now on. And you will go use the toilet instead of going pee pees and poop poops. And we will donate all your diapers to Goodwill and smash your baby potty with a sledgehammer."
Lexi Hoshiko: "You will not be allowed to watch baby shows anymore such as Barney, Teletubbies, Maya & Miguel, Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues & You!, Bubble Guppies, PAW Patrol, Wallykazam, Yo Gabba Gabba, Tickety Toc, The Backyardigans, Winky Love, LazyTown, Miss BG, Ni Hao Kai-Lan, Team Umizoomi, Little Bill, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, Little Bear, Franklin, Eureeka's Castle, Gullah Gullah Island, Little Charmers, Shimmer and Shine, Rusty Rivets, Nella the Princess Knight, Blaze and the Monster Machines, Olivia, Peppa Pig, Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom, Zack and Quack, Butterbean's Cafe, Dora's Explorer Girls, Dora and Friends: Into the City, Bosco, Tweenies, Caillou, Zoboomafoo, Super Why, Dinosaur Train, Curious George, Sesame Street, Elmo's World, Sesame Park, The Furchester Hotel, Mecha Builders, Cubeez, The Hoobs, Fraggle Rock, The Treacle People, Fourways Farm, Pob's Programme, Mopatop's Shop, Nature Cat, Peg + Cat, Timmy Time, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat, Will & DeWitt, Thomas & Friends, Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go!, ZOOM, Bob the Builder, Pingu, Rubbadubbers, The Magic Key, Archibald the Koala, Animal Stories, Art Attack, Angelina Ballerina, Yoko! Jakamoko! Toto!, Percy the Park Keeper, Kipper, Maisy, Dog and Duck, Spot, Hilltop Hospital, The Wiggles, The Animal Shelf, Fetch the Vet, Brambly Hedge, Sheeep, Oswald, Wonder Pets, Max & Ruby, Arthur, The Magic School Bus, Reading Rainbow, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, Mister Roger's Neighborhood, Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat, Jay Jay the Jet Plane, Budgie the Little Helicopter, George Shrinks, Martha Speaks, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Clifford's Puppy Days, WordGirl, WordWorld, Wild Kratts, Cyberchase, Between the Lions, The Berenstain Bears, The Upstairs Downstairs Bears, PJ Masks, The Save-Ums, Lunar Jim, HBO Storybook Musicals, Fairytales for Every Child, Harry and his Bucketful of Dinosaurs, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Mickey and the Roadster Racers, My Friends Tigger and Pooh, The Book of Pooh, Handy Manny, Sofia the First, Doc McStuffins, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Sheriff Callie's Wild West, Miles from Tomorrowland, Henry Hugglemonster, Vampirina, The Lion Guard, Bear in the Big Blue House, Rolie Polie Olie, Little Einsteins, Baby Einstein, Puppy Dog Pals, Eureka, Alice's Wonderland Bakery, Mickey Mouse Funhouse, Play School, Playdays, Trumpton, Camberwick Green, Paddington Bear (1976 version), The Adventures of Paddington Bear, The Adventures of Paddington, The Wombles, Bangers and Mash, The Herbs, Mr. Benn, Rainbow, Button Moon, Brum, Boohbah, Tots TV, Rosie and Jim, The Morbegs, Tractor Tom, Engie Benjy, Fun Song Factory, Pocoyo, Jim Jam and Sunny, Paz, Captain Mack, Miffy and Friends, Sooty, Zzzap!, Little Grey Rabbit, Captain Pugwash, The Forgotten Toys, Jamboree, Teddybears, Meg and Mog, Tiny Planets, Ripley and Scuff, Dream Street, Construction Site, Gerald McBoing-Boing (2005-2007 series), Baby Looney Tunes, Gordon the Garden Gnome, Firehouse Tales, Finley the Fire Engine, Merlin the Magical Puppy, Meeow!, Titch, Little Princess, Hi-5, Noddy's Toyland Adventures, Make Way for Noddy, Fifi and the Flowertots, Roary the Racing Car, Animal Antics, Softies, Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends, Franny's Feet, Old Bear Stories, PB Bear and Friends, Mechanick, The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and his Best Friend Corky, Funky Valley, Bird Bath, Sailor Sid, Monkey Makes, Animal Express, Dino Ranch, Mighty Express, Go! Go! Cory Carson, Nina's World, Mio Mao, Mr. Men and Little Miss, The Mr. Men Show, Hana's Helpline, The Beeps, Ebb and Flo, Rupert Bear: Follow the Magic, Shane the Chef, Simon, Milkshake! Monkey, Bananas in Pyjamas, Toby's Travelling Circus, Anytime Tales, Junglies, Teddy Trucks, Bump, MacDonald's Farm, Gigglebug, Ethelbert the Tiger, Pablo the Little Red Fox, Louie, Milo, Tikkabilla, Numberjacks, The Shiny Show, The Story Makers, Doodle Do, Bits and Bobs, Step Inside, Come Outside, Andy Pandy, Bill and Ben, Boo!, Bobinogs, Balamory, Me Too!, Boogie Beebies, Kate and Mim Mim, The Koala Brothers, Fimbles, The Roly Mo Show, Wide Eye, Little Red Tractor, Little Robots, Mister Maker, Raa Raa the Noisy Lion, Baby Jake, Peep and the Big Wide World, Sali Mali, Waybuloo, Zingzillas, Dipdap, Kerwhizz, Show Me Show Me, Everything's Rosie, Mr. Bloom's Nursery, Rastamouse, Mike the Knight, Big Words Small Stories, Tree Fu Tom, Something Special, Justin's House, Octonauts, Go Jetters, Dog Loves Books, Peter Rabbit, Hey Duggee, Sarah and Duck, Biggleton, Charlie and Lola, 64 Zoo Lane, In the Night Garden, Cloudbabies, Tee and Mo, Topsy and Tim, Swashbuckle, Woolly and Tig, The Adventures of Abney and Teal, Glowbies, Petronix Defenders, Moon and Me, School of Roars, Clangers, Bagpuss, Twirlywoos, Get Well Soon, Get Squiggling, Q Pootle 5, Abadas, Iconicles, Patchwork Pals, Alphablocks, Numberblocks, Colourblocks, Magic Hands, Big Cook Little Cook, I Can Cook, My World Kitchen, Treasure Champs, Teacup Travels, Katie Morag, Big Barn Farm, Tommy Zoom, Bing, Olobob Top, Waffle the Wonder Dog, Yakka Dee, The Baby Club, Dog Loves Books, Love Monster, Bluey, Jojo and Gran-Gran, SMarteenies, Blinky Bill, Roobarb and Custard, Pumper Pups, Gabby's Dollhouse, Zafari, Ranger Rob, Agent Binky: Pets of the Universe, Trucktown, Builder Brothers Dream Factory, Brave Bunnies, Lucas the Spider, Batwheels, Bugs Bunny Builders, StoryBots, Cedarmont Kids, and other baby TV shows you like."
Sonia Panda Artist: "Instead, you will watch primetime shows, news and weather reports, big kid shows, and anime such as Futurama, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Drawn Together, The Cleveland Show, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, Robot Chicken, The 20th Century Fox Hour, Malcom in the Middle, Two and a Half Men, Friends, Frasier, Full House, Home Improvement, Family Matters, Step by Step, Family Ties, Scrubs, 8 Simple Rules, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Northern Exposure, Night Court, Night Gallery, Law and Order, Magnum P.I., CSI, Judge Judy, I Love Lucy, Laverne and Shirley, Happy Days, Star Trek, Mission Impossible, The Brady Bunch, Third Rock from the Sun, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Father Ted, The Inbetweeners (both US and UK), Supernanny (both US and UK), Mr. Bean: The Live-Action Series, American Idol, America's Got Talent, The Jeremy Springer Show, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Julie Andrews Hour, The X Factor USA, The Jeremy Kyle Show USA, The Chase USA, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Total Wipeout USA, Doctor Who, Only Fools and Horses, Dinnerladies, Keeping Up Appearances, EastEnders, Have I Got News For You, Pop Idol, Britain's Got Talent, The Jeremy Kyle Show UK, 60 Minute Makeover, Dickinson's Real Deal, Rosemary and Thyme, Golden Balls, The Vault, The Chase UK, Total Wipeout UK, Total Wipeout: Freddie and Paddy Takeover, Hole in the Wall, Strictly Come Dancing, Escape to the Country, Emmerdale, Coronation Street, You've Been Framed, Harry Hill's TV Burp, The X Factor UK, I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, Ant & Dec's Gameshow Marathon, Vernon Kay's Gameshow Marathon, Ant & Dec's Push the Button, Grease is the Word, Stars In Their Eyes, Dancing on Ice, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (both US and UK), Family Feud, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Fortunes, The Bill, Rising Damp, Jeeves and Wooster, Crossroads, Peak Practice, Footballers' Wives, Squawk Box, Fox & Friends, Global News Morning, Global News at Noon, Global National, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Life, Rocket Power, Hey, Arnold!, CatDog, iCarly, Danny Phantom, TUFF Puppy, All Grown Up, The Wild Thornberrys, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Back at the Barnyard, Robot and Monster, Sanjay and Craig, Breadwinners, Harvey Beaks, Pig Goat Banana Cricket, The Loud House, The Casagrandes, Bunsen Is a Beast, Welcome to the Wayne, It's Pony, Middlemost Post, Big Nate, The Really Loud House, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Cramp Twins, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Dexter's Laboratory, Camp Lazlo, Codename: Kids Next Door, The Powerpuff Girls, Clarence, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Steven Universe Future, Regular Show, Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy, Annoying Orange, Cow and Chicken, Johnny Bravo, Johnny Test, Victor and Valentino, Apple & Onion, OK K.O.!: Let's Be Heroes, Hi Hi Puffy Ami-Yumi, Robotboy, The Fungies, Tig n Seek, Abominable and the Invisible City, The Mighty Ones, Dragons: The Nine Realms, The Croods Family Tree, Phineas and Ferb, Demon Slayer, Kim Possible, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Good Luck Charlie, DuckTales, Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers, House of Mouse, Jungle Cubs, The Little Mermaid: The Animated Series, Gravity Falls, Big City Greens, Amphibia, The Owl House, The Ghost and Molly McGee, Kiff, Hailey's On It, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, Taz-Mania, Totally Spies, Scooby Doo, Merrie Melodies, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Silly Symphony, Disney theatrical cartoon classics, Mighty Mouse cartoons, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Fractured Fairy Tales, Betty Boop cartoons, Flip the Frog cartoons, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Felix the Cat, Popeye the Sailor theatrical cartoons by Paramount, Superman theatrical cartoons by Paramount, Paramount Pictures' Noveltoons, Paddington Bear (1989 version), the 1950 theatrical shorts of Gerald McBoing-Boing, The Magic Adventures of Mumfie, Rainbow Parade cartoons, ComiColor cartoons, Mr. Bean: The Animated Series, Horrid Henry, Planet Sketch, My Parents Are Aliens, Jungle Run, The Giblet Boys, Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids, Tricky TV, Operation Ouch, Sorry I've Got No Head, Bear Behaving Badly, Shaun the Sheep, Tracy Beaker, The Dumping Ground, Dennis the Menace and Gnasher, Horrible Histories, Copycats, Trapped, The Basil Brush Show, Chucklevision, Blue Peter, SMart, OOglies, Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions, The Jungle Bunch, Jungle Beat, Kiwi & Strit, Big Blue, Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese, The Oddbods Show, Force of Nature, My Hero Academia, Attack On Titan, Attack On Titan: Junior High, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba, Sword Art Online, Date A Live, Fruits Basket, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Science Ninja Team Gatchaman, Land Of The Lustrous, Children Who Chase Lost Voices, Kakegurui, A Little Snow Fairy Sugar, Shining Hearts, Angel Beats, Un-Go, Tamako Market, Love Live!, Girls Und Panzer, Kokoro Connect, The Legend Of Heroes, Process Of Elimination, Bleach, Bismark, Urusei Yatsura, Ghost Stories, Mrs. Pepper Pot, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Hikaru No Go, Clamp School Detective, One Punch Man, Oshi no Ko, Hunter x Hunter, One Piece, Sailor Moon Crystal, Death Note, Dragon Ball Super, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, Berserk, Isekai Quartet, RE:ZERO: Starting Life In Another World, Bananya, Chi's Sweet Home, Monster Rancher, The Adventures Of The Little Prince, Mrs. Pepper Pot, Astroboy, Digimon, Amnesia, Inazuma 11, Sailor Moon, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Bakuman, Gintama, Kaiju No. 8, Captain Tsubasa, Twin Princess of Wonder Planet, Pokemon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Animal Yokocho, Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Transformers: Energon, Di Gi Charat Nyo!, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Beebop, Komi Can't Communicate, Spy x Family, Jujutsu Kaisen, Mushoku Tensei, Pretty Cure, and others."
Valentina Hoshiko: "You will also watch movies not made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers like all three Rugrats movies, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001), The Wild Thornberrys Movie (2002), all three SpongeBob SquarePants movies, Barnyard (2006), Rango (2011), Monster Trucks (2017), Wonder Park (2019), The Loud House Movie (2021), Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022), The Simpsons Movie (2007), The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022), Cats Don't Dance (1997), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), the Ice Age films, Robots (2005), Horton Hears a Who! (2008), Rio 1 and 2, Epic (2013), The Peanuts Movie (2015), Ferdinand (2017), Spies in Disguise (2019), Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992), Frozen 1 and 2, Tangled (2010), Beauty and the Beast Trilogy (1991-1998), Beauty and the Beast (2017), Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), Pinocchio (1940), Fantasia 1 and 2, Saludos Amigos (1943), The Three Caballeros (1945), Make Mine Music (1946), Fun and Fancy Free (1947), Melody Time (1948), So Dear To My Heart (1949), The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949), Sleeping Beauty (1959), Wreck-It-Ralph 1 and 2, The Fox and the Hound 1 and 2, The Black Cauldron (1985), The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Pocahontas 1 and 2, The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1 and 2, Hercules (1997), Mulan 1 and 2, Mulan (2020), Tarzan 1 and 2, Tarzan and Jane (2002), Bolt (2008), Lilo and Stitch 1 and 2, Stitch!: The Movie (2003), Leroy and Stitch (2006), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Oliver! (1968), Scrooge (1971), Toy Story Trilogy (1995-2019), A Bug's Life (1998), Monsters, Inc. (2001), Monsters University (2013), Big Hero 6 (2014), Zootopia (2016), Moana (2016), Inside Out (2015), The Good Dinosaur (2015), Finding Nemo (2003), Finding Dory (2016), Coco (2017), The Incredibles 1 and 2, Cars Trilogy (2006-2017), Planes 1 and 2, WALL-E (2008), Up (2009), Onward (2020), Soul (2020), Luca (2021), Turning Red (2022), Lightyear (2022), Strange World (2022), Elemental (2023), Aladdin Trilogy (1992-1996), Aladdin (2019), The Lion King Trilogy (1994-2004), The Lion King (2019), Dumbo (1941), Dumbo (2019), Bambi 1 and 2, The Little Mermaid Trilogy (1989-2008), The Lord of the Rings film saga, Elf (2003), The Santa Clause Trilogy (1994-2006), Harry Potter film saga, The Polar Express (2004), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968), Pufnstuf (1970), Casper films, Babe 1 and 2, The Land Before Time Trilogy, An American Tail Trilogy, Don Bluth films, Banjo the Woodpile Cat (1979), Anastasia (1997), Bartok the Magnificent (1999), FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992), FernGully II: The Magical Rescue (1998), Tweety's High Flying Adventure (2000), Laurel and Hardy films, The Wizard of Oz (1939), Best Foot Forward (1943), Meet Me in St. Louis (1944), Till the Clouds Roll By (1946), Easter Parade (1948), On the Town (1949), Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1949), Royal Wedding (1951), Singin' in the Rain (1952), The Belle of New York (1952), Calamity Jane (1953), How to Marry a Millionaire (1953), There's No Business Like Show Business (1954), My Fair Lady (1964), Red Garters (1954), White Christmas (1954), Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986), Grease 1 and 2, Indiana Jones Trilogy, The Brave Little Toaster (1987), The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue (1998), The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (1998), The Jungle Book 1 and 2, The Jungle Book (2016), The Aristocats (1970), Robin Hood (1973), The Rescuers 1 and 2, Cinderella Trilogy (1950-2007), Cinderella (2015), Alice in Wonderland (1951), Alice in Wonderland (2010), Peter Pan 1 and 2, Lady and the Tramp 1 and 2, Lady and the Tramp (2019), 101 Dalmatians 1 and 2, 101 Dalmatians (1996), 102 Dalmatians (2000), Despicable Me Trilogy, Hop (2011), The Lorax, Minions 1 and 2, The Secret Life of Pets 1 and 2, Sing 1 and 2, The Grinch (2018), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Antz (1998), Shark Tale (2004), Over the Hedge (2006), Flushed Away (2006), Bee Movie (2007), Monsters vs. Aliens, Turbo (2013), Home (2015), Trolls 1 and 2, The Boss Baby 1 and 2, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), Abominable (2019), The Bad Guys (2022), Shrek Trilogy, Madagascar Trilogy, Brother Bear 1 and 2, Home on the Range (2004), The Shaggy Dog (1959), Swiss Family Robinson (1960), The Parent Trap (both 1961 and 1998), The Absent-Minded Professor (1961), In Search of the Castaways (1962), Son of Flubber (1963), Summer Magic (1963), The Incredible Journey (1963), The Sword in the Stone (1963), The Misadventures of Merlin Jones (1964), The Three Lives of Thomasina (1964), The Moon-Spinners (1964), The Americanization of Emily (1964), Mary Poppins (1964), Mary Poppins Returns (2018), That Darn Cat! (1965), Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971), Pete's Dragon (1977), Pete's Dragon (2016), Herbie the Love Bug Trilogy, Scandalous John (1971), The Gnome-Mobile (1967), The Happiest Millionaire (1967), The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band (1968), Charley and the Angel (1973), Home Alone films, Rodgers and Hammerstein's Musical films, State Fair (both 1945 and 1962), The Sound of Music (1965), The King and I (1956), Star! (1968), One Little Indian (1973), Superdad (1974), The Island at the Top of the World (1974), Escape to Witch Mountain (1975), Return from Witch Mountain (1978), Race to Witch Mountain (2009), The Z-O-M-B-I-E-S trilogy (2018-2022), Paddington 1 and 2, The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975), The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again (1979), the Carry On films, and many more."
Laher Studios: "You will listen to music not made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers like Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Rebecca Black, Tunak Tunak Tun, Scatman's World, Nyan Cat, The Russian Trololo Man, Rick Astley, ABBA, Toto, Lady Gaga, Dababy, Shawn Mendes, Fifth Harmony, Westlife, Michael Jackson, Michael Bublé, George Michael, Wham!, Queen, David Bowie, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Fleetwood Mac, Laura Mvula, Groove Armada, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Robbie Williams, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, songs from MGM movies, Classic Disney songs, songs from 20th Century Studios and Paramount movies, theme songs from CITV shows (except for the ones that are for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers), classic Christmas songs, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, BTS, Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, SZA, Christmas with the Rat Pack, Celine Dion, Hear'Say, Destiny's Child, TLC, A Thousand Horses, Little Big Town, NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Lizzo, Anthony Ramos, Luke Combs, Gordon Lightfoot, Matthew Wilder, Weezer, The Cars, and other music artists not made by Blue Sky Studios and not made for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers as well."
Sonic Thy Trollhog: "You will not be allowed to play baby video games anymore such as the CBeebies app games, Dr. Panda's Restaurant, Endless Reader, and especially the Nick Jr. games."
Will Motorsport: "Instead, you will play video games not made for babies, toddlers, and pre-schoolers such as Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Golden Axe games, Cannon Fodder, Altered Beast, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, Kid Chameleon, Flicky, ROBLOX, Minecraft, RuneScape, Tom and Jerry video games, Disney and Pixar video games (except Disney Junior games), Nickelodeon video games (except Nick Jr. games), DreamWorks video games, LEGO video games, BBC Multimedia Video Games (except for the ones that are for babies, toddlers and pre-schoolers), Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty, Assassin's Creed, Guitar Hero, Pacman, Crash Bandicoot, Scooby Doo: Funland Frenzy for the V Smile, 20th Century Studios video games, Nibblers, Plants vs. Zombies, Spin Jam, Oddbods mobile games, and other video games as well."
Gablett Parr: "You will forget your memories captured by baby stuff."
Homer Simpson: "And instead, your memories will be captured by Disney (except Disney Junior), Pixar, Marvel, Lucasfilm, Paramount, Nickelodeon (except Nick Jr.), Comedy Central, MTV, CBS, VH1, 20th Century Studios, Blue Sky Studios, Searchlight Pictures, Star Studios, Locksmith Animation, BYUtv, Oasis Animation (except baby shows), Warner Bros., Cartoon Network (except Cartoonito), Boomerang (except baby shows), Adult Swim, Discovery Channel, Discovery Kids (except baby shows), TNT, TBS, Food Network, HGTV, PBS (except PBS Kids, PBS Kids GO! and PBS Kids Sprout), Qubo (except baby shows), CBC, CBC Kids (except baby shows), Universal (except Curious George), Illumination Entertainment, DreamWorks (except Gabby's Dollhouse), Universal Kids (except baby shows), Viz Media, Funimation, 4Kids Entertainment, Toei Animation, Toho, Columbia, TriStar, Sony Pictures Animation, Screen Gems, MGM, United Artists, Orion Pictures, Lionsgate, Summit Entertainment, Roadside Attractions, STX Entertainment, WildBrain (except baby shows), Cookie Jar Entertainment (except baby shows), Mattel (except baby shows), HIT Entertainment (Shaun the Sheep only), Britt Allcroft (except Thomas & Friends), Nelvana (except baby shows), Scholastic Enterprises (except baby shows), WGBH Boston (except baby shows), Copenhagen Bombay, Sunrise Productions, Headspinner Productions (Denis and Me only), BBC (except CBeebies), CBBC, Nintendo, Sega, Mojang, Activision, Ubisoft, THQ, Scott Cawthon, Rockstar Games, Hipster Whale, Empire Interactive, EA Games, Jaleco, Roblox, and Cedarmont Music LLC (except Cedarmont Kids)."
ArinaTheKawaiiCandyGirl2007: "You have completely lost trips to CBeebies Land, Sesame Place, Thomas Land, Peppa Pig World, and other baby theme parks."
Marie Nguyen: "You will be riding the tallest roller coaster as well as the water slides and Megafobia and Speed at Oakwood Theme Park."
Drew Pickles: "Me and Charlotte will donate all of your baby stuff to our daughter, Angelica!"
Charlotte Pickles: "We will be building hidden security cameras in your house so we can track down everything you are doing."
Savannah: "You will be locked in your room everyday when it is daytime."
Neal: "We will be replacing all your baby stuff with boys, girls, and adult stuff like Disney/Pixar Cars, Disney Princess, Disney Heroes, Disney Villains, Barbie, Hello Kitty, Hot Wheels, Lalaloopsy, L.O.L Surprise, Novi Stars, Transformers, My Little Pony, The Loud House, SpongeBob SquarePants, Monster High, Steven Universe, Nintendo, Oddbods, DreamWorks Animation, FOX Animation Domination, South Park, Rick and Morty, and other boys, girls, and adult stuff."
Crystal Alice: "We will be supergluing your clothes together so that way you can't take them off, not even your underwear you can get off or when you are taking a bath or shower."
NazoomiRocks2007: "The only things you can eat are McDonald's, Wendy's, Chick-Fil-A. Carl's Jr., Jack in the Box, Nathan's Hot Dog, Sonic Drive-In, Popeye's, other fast food places related to Coca-Cola, raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, prunes, spinach, rice and gravy, animal food, vodka, beer, fruits, vegetables, snakes on a stick, dry lizards, ripped clothes, cigarette butts, milk and water."
NazoomiFuture2K7: "Everytime when it snows, you will be forced to shovel our driveways and walkways without any snack breaks or water breaks."
Nicholas Crockett: "Also, everytime when something falls on our yards, whether it's during a hurricane or a tornado, we will be forcing you to clean up, rake our leafs and bag them without any snack breaks or water breaks."
Emily Crockett: "We will be turning your heater at 100 degrees fahrenheit during the summer months and turning your air conditioner at zero degrees fahrenheit during the winter months."
WeatherStar4000Video: "There will be no computer, no Googling, no terminating other people's accounts, no fake VHS and DVD stuff, no Channel 5's Milkshake!, no Nick Jr., no Disney Junior, no Playhouse Disney, no Discovery Kids shows that are for babies, toddlers or pre-schoolers, no PBS Kids, no PBS Kids Go!, no PBS Kids Sprout, no CBeebies, no Treehouse, no Family Jr., no Cartoonito, no Nelvana baby shows, no Netflix baby shows, no CITV shows that are for babies, toddlers or pre-schoolers, no Tempo Preschool, no Tiny Pop (except big kid shows), no Cedarmont Kids, no Cocomelon, no fun, no friends, and further more."
Phillip Psareas: "You will be sat on by a sumo wrestler every day."
Hirashi: "You will not go trick or treating this Halloween."
Skyler Hawkins: "You will not receive any presents on Christmas, nor on any of your birthdays."
Jake: "You will be sent to Rhossili Bay, Swansea, UK, which will be tons and tons of walks, fresh air, and exercise without any breaks or water breaks, even when it's breakfast time, lunch time, dinnertime, and supper time. And if you escape from there, the UK tourists will beat you up so hard."
YankieDude5000: "You will also be doing a lot of chores and community service."
Mrs. C: "Everytime your parents leave the house, we will have the 2004 ITV1 logo babysit you. And he will treat you like a 10 year old. And you will not have hated baby show characters defeat him under any circumstances."
WRJ WRJ: "You will be participating in the running of the bulls every year for the rest of your life."
Sarah West: "You will not be hanging out with your friends ever again such as Nathan Pearson, Ally Percy, Dark Chase, Evil Ivy, SallyJones1998, or any other troublemakers in this world."
Jonathan Amaya: "You will be receiving spankings and slappings every morning, afternoon, evening and night."
CherryBlossom490: "And you will be woken up by Jerry Mouse laughing and the 1990 Walt Disney Pictures logo frightening you every morning at the completely random time without any warning!"
Ronnie Anne Santiago: I’m Ronnie Anne Santiago, start watching my show which is The Casagrandes! and I strongly mean it!
Bobby Santiago: I’m Roberto "Bobby" Alejandro Martínez-Millán Luis Santiago, Jr. and I agree with Ronnie Anne. Plus, every time when Team Umizoomi comes on, We’ll switch it to That Girl Lay Lay.
Carlota Casagrande: I’m Carlota Casagrande. If you ruin my makeovers, then I will belt beat you!
Carl Casagrande: I’m Carlino Casagrande. and you are worse than Becky!
CJ Casagrande: I’m Carlos Jr. Casagrande. And you are forbidden to play pirates with me.
Carlitos Casagrande: Goo-Goo, Gaa-Gaa [Translation: I’m Carlitos Casagrande, and you are annoying as hell!]
Rosa Casagrande: I’m Rosa Casagrande, If you dare to watch LazyTown, then I will kill Stephanie and her friends and throw chanclas at your ass!
Hector Casagrande: I’m Hector Casagrande, every time you buy anything that is made for babies, toddlers, and pre-schoolers, I will fart on you very loud!
Frida Casagrande: I’m Frida Casagrande, If you keep drawing stuff that is made for babies, toddlers, and preschoolers, then I will paint your whole body.
Carlos Casagrande: I'm Carlos Casagrande, you will read my history books which are not made for babies, toddlers, and pre-schoolers.
Sid Chang: I'm Sid Chang. I will donate all of your Nick Jr, Disney Junior, PBS Kids, Sprout, CBeebies, Cartoonito, Blue Sky Studios, and Cedarmont Kids merchandise to Japan.
Adelaide Chang: I'm Adelaide Chang and I agree with Sid. If I catch you watching Yo Gabba Gabba, then Froggy 2 will lick on you.
Breakfast Bot: I'm Breakfast Bot. Or you can call me Dennis. If I catch you watching 64 Zoo Lane, then I will go into my Lucha Mode.
Froggy 2: Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit [Translation: I’m Froggy 2, and I don’t believe you.]
Yoon Kwan: I'm Yoon Kwan of 12 is Midnight. You will listen to our songs instead of the Shimmer And Shine theme song from now on.
Alisa Barela: I'm Alisa Barela, and we're The Sweet Beat Divas! If I see you listening to Cocomelon songs, then I will throw my microphone at your nose!
Thicc QT: I'm Thicc QT, and I agree with Alisa Barela, if you buy Robots on DVD, then i would use my ass to beat you!
Blanca Guzman/La Tormenta: I'm Blanca Guzman/La Tormenta, and I agree with Thicc QT and Alisa Barela, if you watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, then i would wrestle you!
El Falcon: I'm El Falcon De Fuego, and I agree with The Sweet Beat Divas and 12 is Midnight, you will eat elotes from me whenever it's a sunny day!
Casey: "I'm Casey."
Sameer: "I'm Sameer."
Nikki: "I'm Nikki."
Laird: "And I'm Laird, and we're Ronnie Anne and Sid's classmates. And we agree with what the other The Casagrandes characters said to you."
Alex Kimble: "We will be giving away your pajamas, nightcaps, and slippers, and donating them to little babies who are less fortunate. And we will also be having the 2005 ITV2 logo to sleep in your room so that way you'll sleep outside from now on."
Nitro G: "You will sleep in your regular clothes outside even there is rain, thunderstorms, blizzards, extreme heat, extreme cold, or any other kind of dangerous weather."
Michael Squish Yeti 89: "You will not be allowed to take cold showers at 1 degrees fahrenheit and temperature. Instead, you will be taking hot showers at 6 degrees fahrenheit and temperature."
CheeseDoodle65: "You will not be leaving your house unless you do something naughty."
NathanDesignerBoy7: "You will help me do all the dishes at my house, even at any restaurants around the world. Otherwise, the animals from the zoo will come and attack you!"
Bang Bipplebop III: "If I catch you watching my show, the other StoryBots will beat you up!"
Slippy V: "If you do anything dangerous, you are just doing at your own risk which means we're not reliable for injuries or fatalities of any kind."
Taylor Hayes: "Your teacher will be resigning you one million pages of homework and schoolwork every single day and he will keep you for eternity until you graduate."
African Vulture: "You are officially suspended from Vyond City High School. And you will be going to night school every night and go to summer school every summer from now on."
Phineas: "You are extremely forbidden to use anything Ferb and I build."
Ferb: "You are also forbidden to tell Kansas on whatever we are building."
Isabella: "I will be barging into your room, saying my catchphrase 'Whatcha doing?' 24/7.
Minecraft Steve: "And if you keep this up, you will be sent to the Netherworld and get attacked by the zombie pigmen!"
Arpegius: "I agree with everyone. Now get in the house and go upstairs to your room right now."
ArpegiusTheTeethGuy: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"