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  • Hailey and Scott: David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Ah!
  • Hailey and Scott: I'd just like to wish you luck. I-I… I know you'd do the same for me.
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, there you go, ye—
  • Hailey and Scott: Whoa! (screams)
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: What? What, what what? What? What are you…? What's everybody looking at? What? Hey, he slipped. I tried to- He c- I couldn't hold on… It was an a- He slipped!
  • Percy: I don't see him.
  • Clifford: I think he fell onto the street.
  • Cleo: Yeah. He's as good as roadkill.
  • T-Bone: He ain't going to Pizza now.
  • Cleopatra (Cleopatra in Space): David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake! You deliberately threw Hailey and Scott out of the window!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Hey, it's a toy-eat-toy world.
  • Pirate Captain: Young man, where is your honor, dirtbags?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to wear a 10-gallon hat on your pint-sized heads! Men, search and rescue! I want a Medevac team on the double!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: At ease, Captain.
  • Pirate Captain: Hustle up! Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Hey, Pirates-for-Brains! What do you think you're doing? Off the bed. Hey! Off the bed!
  • Ash Ketchum: You gonna make us, David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake?
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: No. They will. Misty, Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin! Hey, uh... Misty, Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin! Get up here and do your job! Are you deaf?! I said take care of them!
  • Misty: Uh, We're sorry, David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake, but We have to agree with them. We don't think what you did was right.
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: What? Am I hearing correctly? You don't think I was right? Who said your job was to think, Spring Wieners?!
  • Misty, Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin: Well, We… We just thought that you…
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Just use this vast reserve of brainpower to consider this for a moment! If it wasn't for me, Penny wouldn't pay any attention to you at all. In fact, our stretchy friends, you would've been hauled away to Goodwill a long time ago, so shut your mouth and get them off the bed! Do it. Now, Misty, Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin, or I'm throwing you off!
  • Gary Johnston: You're gonna have to throw the two of us off!
  • Clifford, Cleo and T-Bone: Make that three, four and five.
  • Percy: Count me in.
  • Gary Johnston: No, David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake, you get your butt off the bed.
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Yeah, right. I don't believe this. Are you...? Are you threatening me?
  • Cleo: Yeah! Get off the bed, Ranch Hands, or we're throwing you off!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Ha! You and what army?
  • Pirate Captain: There he is, that dirtbags! Frag him! Move, move, move! Take no prisoners! Go for him! Go for the throat! Kill, kill, kill!
  • Everyone: One, two…
  • Pablo: No! Stop! Don't throw him off the bed!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: Yeah!
  • Misty, Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha and Austin: Throw him out the window, like he did to Hailey and Scott!
  • Everyone: Yeah!
  • David, Akua, Sierra and Strawberry Shortcake: No! Wait! No! Come on! Hey, man!

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